Mark Twain

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

Author: Mark Twain

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“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

“The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Happiness Quotes

“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Education Quotes

“Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Politics Quotes

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Experience Quotes

“Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Patriotism Quotes

“Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Politics Quotes

“Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Lifestyle Quotes

“Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

“Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Relationship Quotes

“Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Lifestyle Quotes

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Lifestyle Quotes

“When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Knowledge Quotes

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Knowledge Quotes

“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Lifestyle Quotes

“What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

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