Topic: Inspirational Quotes
Health Quotes

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not”

Money Quotes

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”

Change Quotes

“The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.”

Happiness Quotes

“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”

Education Quotes

“Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run”

Politics Quotes

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”

Experience Quotes

“Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.”

Patriotism Quotes

“Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.”

Politics Quotes

“Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."”

Sad Quotes

“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”

Lifestyle Quotes

“Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits”

Work Quotes

“Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.”

Relationship Quotes

“Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.”

Lifestyle Quotes

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

Lifestyle Quotes

“When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.”

Positive Quotes

“When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”

Anger Quotes

“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”

Knowledge Quotes

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.”

Knowledge Quotes

“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.”

Lifestyle Quotes

“What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.”