Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Author: Mark Twain

Topic: Environmental Quotes

Positive Quotes

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

“It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Motivational Quotes

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Inspirational Quotes

“He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

“God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Environmental Quotes

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Experience Quotes

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

“Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Environmental Quotes

“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Education Quotes

“'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

“Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Education Quotes

“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“Buy land, they're not making it anymore.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

quote here Quotes

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Inspirational Quotes

“All right, then, I'll go to hell.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Happiness Quotes

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

Inspirational Quotes

“A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.”

Mark Twain

Feb 17, 2019

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