J.K. Rowling

We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

Author: J.K. Rowling

Topic: Funny Quotes

“You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four.”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

“I knew I could do it all this time,” said Harry, “Because I'd already done it... does that make sense?”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

Inspirational Quotes

“What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“We can't choose our fate, but we can choose others. Be careful in knowing that.”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

“Why, dear boy, we don't send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go.”

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Feb 17, 2019

“If you made a better rat than a human, it’s not much to boast about, Peter.”

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Feb 17, 2019

“Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.”

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Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“We’re all going to keep fighting, Harry. You know that?”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

Inspirational Quotes

“Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough.”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“I've never stunned anyone except in our D.A. lessons," said Luna, sounding mildly interested. That was noisier than I thought it would be.”

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Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are...”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

Lifestyle Quotes

“Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“What’s comin’ will come, an’ we’ll meet it when it does.”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

Friendship Quotes

“The idea of a teenage Dumbledore was simply odd, like trying to imagine a stupid Hermione or a friendly Blast-Ended Skrewt.”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

“I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper on death.”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

Positive Quotes

“Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

Imagination Quotes

“Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.”

J.K. Rowling

Feb 17, 2019

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